The Birminghamster
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Christmas Gifts 2002

Iraqi Declaration - Special Edition

This handsome 14 CD set features never before released material from the 2002 Iraqi Weapons Declaration. Included are such gems as 'declaration of non-weapons grade plutonium - original edit', 'Glorious Ruler palace floor plan - seventh level basement', and 'terrorist sponsorship list - including nicknames'. The final two CD's in the set feature audio and video clips of the declaration preparation team. Tariq Aziz can be heard laughing uproariously in the background over his own Rabbi-Imam joke. A video of Saddam practicing his apology to Kuwait is the highlight of the collection. Here is but a sample:

" make that I, beloved and revered great leader. Wait, that sounds too soft. I, great and powerful ruler under Allah..."