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What is your New Years Resolution?
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I want to live the next year on the highest possible state of alert. - Carl, 47, General Contractor |
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I am giving up meat, dairy, sugar, artificial additives and preservatives, pills, sweeteners, caffeine, alcohol, lipids, salt and spicy foods. I want to live life to it's fullest. - Jillian, 19, activist |
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I'm going to sell my SUV and by one of those 'segway' doohickies. Then I can commute circles around everybody else stuck on the detour routes and laugh my skinny little white ass off. - Bruce, 27, webmaster |
| I'm going to simmer down now. - Jimmy, 55, pediatrician |
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Yo necesito trabajar para ganar dinero bastante para alimentar mi familia, pero no tengo una carta verde del I.N.S. Por lo tanto buscaré un trabajo en la la fábrica del pollo. - Hector, 30, breadwinner |
| I thought I might get around to watching '2001: A Space Odyssey.' It always seemed so sinister before, but I think I could stomach it now that we know we're safe from bone-club wielding monkeys. - Lily Mae, 71, computer consultant |
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I will submit myself totally to the will of Allah as is commanded by the Holy Prophet, Blessings be upon Him. - Khalid, 51, air-traffic controller |
| I'm going to wear out my new X-box!...hm. That didn't take as long as I thought. - Jeremy, 19, food-service technician |
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