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 |   |  Does the New Paint Job Make My Ass Look Big? 
 
 
|  | My eyes! My eyes! Sharon, 44, Valley View |  
 
| It's not the paint... I mean, NO!, of course not! *snicker* - Venus, (no age given), Olympus |  |  
 
|  | At least nobody teases him about his name - Hugh Jass, 14, Spain Park |  
 
| That's his ass? Damn, I've been looking at it all wrong - Byron, 33, Forest Park |  |  
 
|  | I got my picture taken with his ass when it was on the ground for my Christmas card, but I couldn't use it because mine STILL looked too big. - Flo, 50, Vestavia |  
 
| Heh, heh, needs some giant tee-pee for his giant cornhole. - Beavis, 11, Hoover |  |  
 
|  | Non! Non! Ze size, she is perfect *smack* - Giuseppi, 94, Hueytown |  
 
| THAT BOY needs to put on some overalls. - Hank, 56, Roebuck |  |  
 
|  | It's always nice to see a full moon on a clear night - James, 58, Christian meteorologist |  
 
| We had to pull some strings, but they finally agreed to turn him around a bit so I didn't have to look at that monstrosity - Yvonne, 60, Red Mountain |  |  
 
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