"Tis furnish'd well with men, And men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive." - Julius, 38, Statesman
"Gimme a Break!" - Nell, 52, Singer
"Did they clean up that botulism in the swimming pool yet?" - Gumby, 5,
Mascot
"That place is surely the work of the Devil" - Laura, 29, Plainswoman
"Where is this VisionLand of the Great Satan? Is it well attended? - Osama, 62,
Religious Leader
"Dey wouldn't hire me because of my police record. Screw dem." - Joe, 40,
Pugilist
"Larry Langford... now that is one BAD Mother-Fucker!" - John, 35, Detective
"Watch yo Mouf!" - Tipper, 52, Wife and Mother of Three