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Is Vulcan an appropriate symbol for the city of Birmingham?
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You mean the ugly, lame forger who was the butt of laughter from the Olympians? Uh, yeah, I think so.
- Waif, 54, watercolorist |
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We should sell him for scrap and use the money to pay for education. I for one would give you 40 cents
per pound right now. - James, 39, scrap-dealer |
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Vulcan is a pagan idol. Our worship of his visage has caused our community's lamp to be extinguished as
foretold in the Book of Revelations. I propose a prayer-tower be built in its place to restore our city in God's
favor, lest he strike me down where I stand. Send donations to me care of Titus Ministries, Inc. - Titus, 40,
evangelist |
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Birmingham? Am I in Birmingham? I must have taken a wrong turn at Albequerque. - Dennis, 66, pundit |
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Oh yes. Yes indeedy. Birmingham should be known the world over for its shapely hard buns. - Melba,
42, financial advisor |
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I think a more fitting tribute to Birmingham's new status as a medical research center would be a gigantic
'Visible-Man' (TM) showing his gluteous maximus to the residents of Homewood - Jim, 52, physician |
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The Lord spoke to me and tol' me to create a new, brighter Vulcan out o' my old truck bodies and a mess o'
pie-tins. I've been working since August to make my piece for the Lord and I pray that He'll see it through wit me
so that his glory can shine again from Red Mount'n. Yes sir. - Brother Simon, 60, self-taught artist |
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Try again - 8-Ball, 28, oracle |
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